SI.com: What was the hardest point of
the transition you made from modeling to acting?
MS: That probably would have been
when I was living in New York, still working in Europe, and trying to
take an acting class in L.A. I did a two-year Meisner [acting] course. I
took like 70-something red-eyes during that time. I completed the
Meisner program. A lot of people want to be actors their whole lives --
they start in high school, taking drama and doing plays. I think I did
one play in high school, but I didn't have drama. I wanted to be a
lawyer. I never had the basic training to act. I'm still in class. I had
two hours of voice and dialect today. I got extremely lucky. I learned
my craft while I worked, and a lot of people don't have the opportunity
to do that. Plus I got a heck of a lot of frequent flier miles -- I have
over a million!
SI.com: In 2004, you had a role in Starsky & Hutch with Ben Stiller,
Owen Wilson, and Vince Vaughn. What did you learn from working with
them?
MS: Those guys are so talented. A
lot of people don't realize that what they say and what they do are
often not on the page -- they improvise. They start even before they say
"Action." Vince gave me such a great piece of advice. He said, "You're
good, but remember one thing: commit to whatever you're doing. If you're
the straight guy, play it straight, all the way. If you're playing the
funny guy, play it funny, all the way. But commit."
SI.com: You're one of the stars on Las Vegas, currently in its third
season on NBC, on which you play James Caan's daughter. Any Jimmy Caan
stories?
MS: Oh, Jimmy. The first season, I
was scared of him. He's very old school -- he can be in a really s***ty
mood, but you have to understand that he was used to doing film. The one
thing I've learned about Jimmy is, he won't respect you unless you
respect him. You can't kiss his ass -- if you kiss his ass, you're dead
in the water. He doesn't talk about acting unless he's asked, and he
won't tell you to do something unless he trusts you. He tells us about
Nicolas Cage and Marlon Brando. He'll smoke cigars on the set and I'll
kill him. One story we kept asking him about was the scenes he had with
Kathy Bates in Misery. We're like, "You're in a bed for the whole movie.
How did you get that angst?" He goes, "Because I was in a f------g bed!
It was so uncomfortable, and I was so tired of being in a bed, that I
used it."
SI.com: Who gets the most fan mail on the set -- you, Caan, or Josh
Duhamel?
MS: Well, I don't do badly, but
probably Duhamel. Because the girls write more fan mail than the boys.
He's a great guy. Being humble and that good looking, and he's very
talented -- he has that movie star quality.
SI.com: What's one thing that has happened to you in Vegas that stayed
in Vegas?
MS: I got flown there on a private
plane to go to the opening of Light in Bellagio. My boyfriend at the
time and I got there and ate something. All we had to do was go to the
opening. We ended up laying down, and we missed the party! We woke up at
like 2 o'clock in the morning and we ran down there, but it was
basically over. They were a little disappointed, I got to tell you -- to
fly us there in a private jet, put us up in the Bellagio, and then we
stayed in our room. That was one thing. Then one time we went out and
partied until like five o'clock in the morning, and then we decided to
go get a drink. We fell asleep outside by the pool at the Hard Rock, and
we got completely toasted! Lobster red. I was shooting a couple of days
later -- they weren't happy, either.
SI.com: Are you a gambler?
MS: I like blackjack. I learned to
play craps when I was shooting Sports Illustrated this year in Vegas,
actually. We went out that night, the photographer, all of us. Slowly,
the croupiers taught me how to play -- they couldn't believe I worked on
a show called Las Vegas and didn't know how to play craps. I did well! I
think I left with like $600.
SI.com: What other projects do you have coming up?
MS: I have a movie coming out in
April called The Benchwarmers. Rachel Hunter has a small part in it too
-- she plays one of the baseball moms. I'm married to Rob Schneider, and
he obsessed about playing baseball. I'm obsessed about getting pregnant,
so it's like him and the guys playing baseball and then him coming back
and me wanting to get it on and make a baby. I didn't really see Rachel
on-set, and I was kind of the only girl on that one, like on Starsky.
There was another girl who had a little thing for David Spade, but I was
definitely in a boys' club there. A lot of testosterone. They're
comedians. It's funny, working with Rob and David and Jon Heder. They
just keep going and you don't know when you're going to start your
lines. Rob was awesome to work with. He gave me tips. I was trying to
get out this long monologue, and he was like, "Just say it to me." What
I found so amazing about these guys is that they'd do these long
speeches, and they'd do an R-rated version, then PG-rated and then
PG-13- rated. They're professionals.
SI.com: Rob Schneider aside -- what would you say are the most
attractive features in a guy?
MS: Eyes. Humor. Ass. Oh, and must
love dogs. I have two Yorkshire terriers -- Poupette and Chloe.
SI.com: If you could date any athlete who has appeared in the pages of
SI, whom would it be?
MS: I loved Steve Young, from the
49ers. Oh, I loved him. I thought he was cute. I love Tom Brady, but
he's dating one of my best friends, Bridget Moynihan, and we love her.
She's awesome. The surfer Kelly Slater's cute, but I think Gisele's
dating him now. You know who I love -- Allen Iverson. So cute! I love
him too. Peyton Manning's awesome. Also, Freddie Couples.
SI.com: That's one of the most diverse lists of athletes we've ever
heard. What's the common bond?
MS: Freddie's George Clooney-ish.
Steve is a little George Clooney-ish, but a little more mysterious.
Allen's like the bad boy, you know. And Peyton's just cute.
SI.com: You attended Vanderbilt for two years. Are you a big Commodores
fan, like Ashley Judd is with Kentucky?
MS: No. She's a huge Wildcat fan.
Honestly, the Commodores kind of sucked when I went there -- they're
better now. I like the Giants because I lived in New York, I like them a
lot.
SI.com: Moving on to the swimsuit issue world for a moment, what was
your most embarrassing moment on a shoot?
MS: In Argentina, my room caught
on fire -- a log came out of the fireplace and started burning up the
couch. I ran out in a really short cream cashmere sweater and a
turquoise thong, yelling that my room was on fire. The guys at the
estancia saved me, but at first I think they weren't listening because
they were shocked to see a girl standing there in a cream cashmere
sweater and a turquoise thong. I went back into the burning room and
grabbed a pillow to cover myself.
SI.com: Speaking of not wearing lots of clothes: how about that thirty
million dollar bikini you're wearing in this year's issue? Looks like it
would be a little tough to swim in.
MS: Honey, when they pulled those
three pieces out of the box, I went into hot sweats! Of course, it
barely covered me! I swear to you, between the band-aids being placed in
the right positions, the diamonds being placed in exactly the right
place ... By the time that shot was over, I think I lost like a pound of
sweat, I was so nervous. I was like, "Oh my god, am I showing too much
ass? I don't have an ass! I don't have a Brazilian ass. I'm not
Brazilian and I'm not 16!" It was thirty million dollars, between the
necklace, the two diamonds on the breasts, and then the huge diamond on
my ... girlfriend, let's call it my girlfriend. Thirty million dollars!
But I thought thirty million dollars would go a little farther!
SI.com: Where do you see yourself in ten years?
MS: Hey, if I start getting a
little loopy, tell me. I've just fasted for four days. I was at clean-up
and detox. I went to this place called We Care and you have to drink
these concoctions and do these colonics and the whole thing. I was sick
last year and was on antibiotics from getting the flu, and I wanted all
that out of my system. Let me tell you something -- honey, you're a man,
your colon and your prostate are the worst things against you. I promise
you, it's one of the best things you can do. Do you eat meat? Honestly,
you have no idea what comes out of you. I'm a little lightheaded now, to
be honest.
SI.com: Thanks for the advice! Are you a vegetarian?
MS: No, not at all! I'm from the
South -- are you crazy?
BR: No, but let's go back to my last question: where do you see yourself
in ten years?
MS: I'd like to continue acting,
but ultimately I'd like to have a family. I want children. I've always
wanted them. To find that perfect man and to have that perfect family --
I think that's all I'm lacking. I was saying to a friend the other day,
if my career ended today, I've done a lot. I've had three different
careers. I've traveled the world. Not bad for a good old girl from the
South.
SI.com: Maybe you should give Steve Young or Allen Iverson a call.
MS: Exactly! But I think they're
married.