Episode 62 - Urban Legends
02/06/2006
FAST TIMES AT THE MONTECITO -- The Montecito hosts a car show, and NASCAR NEXTEL Cup Series driver Jimmie Johnson comes to Las Vegas to act as celebrity judge. During his stay, he receives plenty of attention from the ladies, Mary (Nikki Cox) and Delinda (Molly Sims), who make it clear how much they would love to go for a ride. Meanwhile, an urban legend comes to life when Danny (Josh Duhamel) and Mike (James Lesure) enter one of the hotel rooms to discover a man missing a kidney laying in a bathtub full of ice. Sam's (Vanessa Marcil) newest whale comes with a unique problem, palmar hyperhidrosis (a.k.a. sweaty palms), and to deal with him, she must teach Ed (James Caan) the casino host ropes.
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Guest stars:
Rikki Klieman (Kathy Berson)
Anna Pheil (Erika)
Shannon Malone (Debi)
Richie Rayfield (Casino Patron)
Rayna Tharani (Dana)
Matthew Del Negro (Garrison)
Joe Manganiello (Carson Stuart)
Jimmie Johnson (Himself)
Chris Kerner (The Bellman)
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Song/Artist ADD
"Cold Hard Bitch", Jet
"The Fallen", Franz Ferdinand
"Pony", Genuwine
"Sweaty Palms", James Bladon
Quotes ADD
Ed: Why five?
Sam: Because it's my system.
Ed: Why wouldn't it be three?
Sam: That's how I decided to do it.
Ed: I think it should be three.
Sam: Well, there are five.
Ed: Three is simplier.
Sam: There are five.
Ed: Ok.
Jimmie Johnson: Yeah. Uh, she freaked out some of my crew guys and they wanted to get a restraining order against her.
Mary: (to DeLinda) Were you stalking him?
DeLinda: I wouldn't exactly call it stalking.
Ed: Did you buy all these things?
Sam: No, the service does that.
Ed: Well then, how would one know what's inside the box?
Sam: Well, that is where my system comes in.
Ed: System?
Sam: Yeah. It's all in a spreadsheet. Trust me, this is gonna become your best friend.
Ed: No. At this point, I'd rather be in the surveillance room.
Mike: Mary.
Mary: Oh. No no no. I didn't write this.
Mike: You're taking this New Mary thing a little too far. Delinda and Sam, I can see. But you, Mary. Shame. Shame. Shame.
Mary: Yeah, she scares a lot of people.
