Episode 79 - Wines and Misdemeanors
01/05/2007
SUCCESS DOESN'T ALWAYS TASTE SO SWEET--A very rare wine has been discovered in the wine cellar of the Montecito, which Ed (James Caan) sees a perfect opportunity to boost the casion's profile. Unfortunately, Mike (James Lesure) realizes the wine isn't genuine just minutes after it is auctioned off for one million dollars. Meanwhile, a group of retirees checks into the Montecito for a soduku tournament but some of the women give Sam (Vanessa Marcil) a hard time when they have a different idea of fun. Danny (Josh Duhamel) gets insecure when Delinda (Molly Sims) starts spending a lot of time with a new toy.
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Mitch Longley (Mitch)
Michael Paul Chan (Mr. Larry Chen)
Steven Lee Allen (Dude)
Scott Atkinson (Phillip Corbin)
Greg Lindsay (Bobby)
Anthony McCarthy (Don Dimmick)
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by GoodGuy @ 02/06/2007
Ed: I'm looking for a specialty item.
Liquor Store Dude: Fat, Midget, Donkey?
Liquor Store Dude: Fat, Midget, Donkey?
by Ruud @ 01/08/2007
Delinda: A lot of women have sex into their 80's.
Mary: Well that's just depressing, actually. I'm in my 20's and barely have sex. Well, I can, it's just so hard to find a decent guy, and then you have to pretend like you want to wait, so he doesn't think you are a slut.
Delinda: Well I never waited and no one ever thought I was.. Besides, you don't have to wait till your in a relationship.
Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret.
Mary: Oh, I'm guessing battery powered device.
Delinda: More like a battery powered endless source of pleasure.
Mary: That good uhh.
Delinda: Better. I'll get you a catalogue.
Mary: Well that's just depressing, actually. I'm in my 20's and barely have sex. Well, I can, it's just so hard to find a decent guy, and then you have to pretend like you want to wait, so he doesn't think you are a slut.
Delinda: Well I never waited and no one ever thought I was.. Besides, you don't have to wait till your in a relationship.
Have you ever heard of the Frisky Ferret.
Mary: Oh, I'm guessing battery powered device.
Delinda: More like a battery powered endless source of pleasure.
Mary: That good uhh.
Delinda: Better. I'll get you a catalogue.
by Ruud @ 01/08/2007
Danny: So, that mule and tractor business. You got any personal experience with it?
Mike: Me? Oh, I don't want to brag, but I'm like a cross between a pnuematic drill and the energizer bunny.
(Mike looks at Danny, who just stares forward)
Mike: Did I hit a nerve with that?
Mike: Me? Oh, I don't want to brag, but I'm like a cross between a pnuematic drill and the energizer bunny.
(Mike looks at Danny, who just stares forward)
Mike: Did I hit a nerve with that?
by Ruud @ 01/08/2007
Mrs Finnegan: Do you think you could get us that tight bunned little latino boy, with the Khaki shorts and the big package?
(All the other old topless ladies agree)
Mike: I'll see what I can do.
(As Mike turns away Mrs Finnegan grabs a feel of his bum)
Mike: (Mumbling to himself as he walks away) Just isn't right.
(All the other old topless ladies agree)
Mike: I'll see what I can do.
(As Mike turns away Mrs Finnegan grabs a feel of his bum)
Mike: (Mumbling to himself as he walks away) Just isn't right.
by Ruud @ 01/08/2007
Sam: The Frisky Ferret used to be my favourite, until I traded up.
Danny: Traded up?
Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. MMM.
Danny: You know, I'm not even worried about it. Cos it's not like a little sex toy is going to replace the real thing.
Sam: Ohh, OK, Good. Alright, you keep telling yourself that. (laughing to herself)
Danny: Traded up?
Sam: To the Angry Anaconda. MMM.
Danny: You know, I'm not even worried about it. Cos it's not like a little sex toy is going to replace the real thing.
Sam: Ohh, OK, Good. Alright, you keep telling yourself that. (laughing to herself)
by Ruud @ 01/08/2007
Mike: You know what. Why don't I get on this wine thing. You handle the situation at Bella Petto, apparently there's a disturbance...
Danny: (Interupts Mike) That sounds titilating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag.
Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know.
Danny: I saw the whole thing with the old lady. (Walks away from Mike)
Mike: Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty.
Danny: (Interupts Mike) That sounds titilating, but I know that you're staying abreast of that situation. You'll be fine. Just don't let your spirits sag.
Mike: Mmm, rich. So you know.
Danny: I saw the whole thing with the old lady. (Walks away from Mike)
Mike: Yeah, well OK. Surveillance cameras aren't toys Danny. You should be concerned with the persons inner beauty.
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by chaz @ 10 Jan 2007 11:28 PM
I was looking for music from the episode, actually the last song played, while Delinda was Brushing her teeth and the episode was coming to a close, thought id find it here.
by larry @ 12 Jan 2007 09:06 PM
does anyone know the name of the two old ladies. I think one was ruth gordon. Why doesn't the show name them in the credits?
by elena @ 30 Sep 2007 03:31 PM
Who knows the name of the song which was played when old ladies played aerobic in the water???
by tina0906 @ 02 Nov 2007 06:00 AM
hey
i just want to ask if someone knows the titles of the songs which are played in this episode?
The one song when danny and delina are talking at the end of the episode and the other one was played right before that conversation danny and delinda had. if someone got an idea, please tell me!
tanks, tina
i just want to ask if someone knows the titles of the songs which are played in this episode?
The one song when danny and delina are talking at the end of the episode and the other one was played right before that conversation danny and delinda had. if someone got an idea, please tell me!
tanks, tina
by Colleen @ 10 Nov 2007 01:28 AM
Does anyone know the name of the song being played when Danny and Delinda are discussing the frisky ferret? Something about when the sun goes down meet me on the other side of town..........
